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🍺 TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC. 😂

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🍺 TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING

BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN
TO AN ALCOHOLIC. 😂

Some advice is just easier to ignore.

This design is pure self-aware drinking humor — perfect for the person who knows they probably shouldn't have another drink… but isn't exactly taking advice from themselves. 🍺

A funny, unapologetic graphic tee for beer lovers, party people, nightlife regulars, and anyone who appreciates a little questionable decision-making humor.

👕 THE T-SHIRT

Printed on a Gildan heavyweight T-shirt, giving the design a substantial feel and a classic streetwear look.

  • 100% cotton
  • Heavyweight 5 oz fabric
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit
  • Regular fit
  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
  • Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
  • Durable printed design
  • Unisex style

📦 PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

This product is produced to order, meaning your T-shirt is made specifically for you after your order is placed.

  • Orders arrive within 5–11 days of being placed.
  • Customers pay the shipping cost at checkout, calculated based on the weight of their order.

Good advice. Bad listener. Great T-shirt. 🍺😂

Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

🍺 TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC. 😂 Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.