🤬 F*CK OFF — IT’S 60% YOU. 📊 Unisex Hoodie

$56.99
10% off for everyone, Free shipping when you spend $65.00+ for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Ever wondered why your patience is running low? Here’s the official breakdown. 😂

Apparently, 60% of the problem is you, while the other 40% is split between it, that, this sht,* and whatever else is testing my last nerve.

A brutally sarcastic design for people who have mastered the art of calling things exactly as they see them — with zero patience for unnecessary drama and absolutely no interest in sugarcoating the truth.

The problem? You.
The evidence? Right here.
The verdict? Case closed.
💀⚖️

Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor, an unapologetic attitude, and a talent for making their feelings crystal clear without saying a word.

PRODUCED TO ORDER
This product is produced to order. Orders arrive within 3–9 days of being placed.

Customers pay the cost of shipping, based on the weight of their order, during checkout.

DRIXWEAR — WEAR YOUR MOOD.

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.