🦆 STOP ASKING WHY I'M CRAZY Duck Tee
I DON'T ASK WHY YOU'RE STUPID.
Featuring a duck that has clearly reached its limit. 🦆😂
This design is for the unapologetically chaotic, the professionally unbothered, and anyone who's tired of explaining their personality to people who probably shouldn't be asking in the first place.
The duck says what you're thinking: stop analyzing me — I don't analyze you.
Bold, sarcastic, and slightly ridiculous, this is the perfect T-shirt for anyone who prefers humor over explanations.
📦 PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
This product is produced to order, meaning your T-shirt is made specifically for you after your order is placed.
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Orders arrive within 5–11 days of being placed.
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Customers pay the shipping cost at checkout, calculated based on the weight of their order.
Stay crazy. Stay sarcastic. Let the duck handle the questions. 🦆
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DRIXWEAR® — WEAR THE THOUGHT.
- Email: contact@support.drixwear.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🦆 STOP ASKING WHY I'M CRAZY Duck Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
