🧀 I JUST WANT SOME CHEESE & QUIET.

£23.18 (plus tax)
Free shipping when you spend £50.25+ for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

No drama.
No notifications.
No unnecessary conversations.

Just some good cheese, a little peace, and absolutely nobody asking me anything.

For anyone whose idea of a perfect evening is snacks, silence, and being left the hell alone.

PRODUCED TO ORDER
This product is produced to order. Orders arrive within 3–9 days of being placed.

Customers pay the cost of shipping, based on the weight of their order, during checkout.

DRIXWEAR — WEAR YOUR MOOD.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.