💔 8 BILLION PEOPLE… AND I’M SINGLE. 🌍😂

€27.31 (plus tax)
10% off for everyone, Free shipping when you spend €59.18+ for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Eight billion people on this planet, and somehow I’m still out here having conversations with myself.

The options are supposedly endless, yet finding someone who matches my energy, understands my personality, and doesn’t make me regret downloading a dating app feels like an impossible mission. 💀

For the romantics with questionable luck, the hopeless daters, and the people who are starting to suspect that their soulmate is either hiding, lost, or simply refusing to update their location.

A brutally honest, sarcastic design for anyone who can laugh at their relationship status while secretly wondering WHERE IS EVERYONE?! 🫠

8 billion people.
Zero candidates.
Still accepting applications.
💌😂

PRODUCED TO ORDER
This product is produced to order. Orders arrive within 3–9 days of being placed.

Customers pay the cost of shipping, based on the weight of their order, during checkout.

DRIXWEAR — WEAR YOUR MOOD.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.