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☠️ EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND JUST THINK: NO. I’M NOT READY FOR THIS SHIT.

$43.57 CAD
Free shipping when you spend $94.44+ for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

That exact moment when your alarm goes off, reality loads in… and you immediately regret being conscious. 😂

For the people who need five business days to mentally process the fact that it’s morning.

A brutally honest, sarcastic design for anyone who wakes up every day thinking, “Can we not do this today?”

PRODUCED TO ORDER
This product is produced to order. Orders arrive within 3–9 days of being placed.

Customers pay the cost of shipping, based on the weight of their order, during checkout.

DRIXWEAR — WEAR YOUR MOOD.

Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

☠️ EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND JUST THINK: NO. I’M NOT READY FOR THIS SHIT. Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.